Bunch of dicks.

[http://www.michaelhorlock.com/wp-content/photos/school.jpg | Originally pawned from Mike]

Pretty boring stuff screwing up your exams. I’ve taken to listening to Alec Empire’s new album The Futurist. Check it out if you havn’t, it’s pegged as electronic hardcore but has a close resemblance white noise.

And here’s a picture of the library girl, Siobhan.

The library has become a big no-no for revision. All I end up doing is waiting around for the next capri-sun/fag break. So I took it upon myself to go into school and get some revision done, bang out an essay and get it marked in the same day.

After 20 minutes of work and half an essay the room is filled with year7s. They pose for me, scream incredibly high and ask what i’m doing. After 10 minutes of ignoring them, I finally succomb to their charm and…leave.

I should not that it’s my old school, as i’ve now officially left. That’s Tiffin Boys Grammar School located in Kingston Upon Thames, Surrey, just for the benefit of all the paedophiles out there.

Everybody seems to be sporting these Hideous bug shades at the moment which make you look like a fly. The picture’s silly and dark. Must mean a girl took it. The library is behind me, somewhere I should have been

i’m partial to the affects of advertising. Just miliseconds after seeing it I had to take a peeping tom shot of the girl behind it.

Max got in trouble for drawing a face on his nipple and showing it to a teacher. She didn’t have a sense of humour.

Max showing his nipple.

Obligatory close up shot.

Chris saw me walking down the road and was apparently waving frantically. He said I was walking down the road swinging my hands like a looney. I wasn’t.

Think i’ll compile a list of what i’ve learnt about how to do revision in the past few days. Mike has some tips on where to revise [http://www.michaelhorlock.com/?p=42|here]

A picture of Roadkill for no apparent reason other than I took the picture.

Do:

Sit in a quiet and secluded area that is hard enough to write on and bright enough to read. Split your revision into manageable chunks and leave enough time to get through them.

Don’t revise with me, we’ll end up doing bugger all. In this case, swinging.

Don’t:

Meet up with a girl and go to a place with the intent on working. Go to the library and then sit outside for a social of drinks and ciggerettes. Go to the park and try to write. Take short 30min breaks at the nearest greenery. Take a motivational drug and expect it’ll motivate you to revise and not masterbate with intense concentration.

They say it’ll be mayhem. The night before Muck Up day, an excuse to try and destroy the school before school’s out for summer. Some rumours of a strikeforce are about, three teams attacking from the East.

I on the other hand can’t be arsed, pictures of our last English lesson are below. The last picture is of a boy with a head wider than it is long, i’ve never seen such a phenomenon. Hopefully he wasn’t to offended when I asked for a picture.

Father came back from Vietnam today. He brought home the most peculiar fruit, here are some pictures:

Nick Parrott and Kevin Davis who both attended a hustings at our school (Tiffin Schoo) with Edward Davey have a blog. I’ve emailed Edward Davey as to why he doesn’t when both his opponents do but i’m sure he’s “so safe he don’t care” (Edit=Reply below).

I’m sad to say neither cared enough for our fickle “student” votes enough to blog about them. Nick Parrott an Ex Tiffinian should be ashamed of himself, at least he managed to quote something from the hustings.

To be honest the hustings was a no contest. A main figure in the Lib Dem party up against Nick Parrott a fledgling of the Labour party who he himself claimed that he “doubt[s] Tony Blair knows who [he is]“.

I was quite bemused by the Conservative candidates blase attitude to the whole affair. Either he thought we were not old enough to vote or that a top grammer school full of pupils mostly planning to study Law, Medicine, Economics and Politics would ever vote Conservative. Maybe it was because our school is predominantly brown.

With Lib Dem having such a majority I felt there was some tag teaming. Lib Dem were all to happy to jump into bed with Labour at the expense of some votes as long as they wern’t swinging towards Conservative.

The reasoning is, with only Conservative with a cat in hells chance of gaining a majority, as long as the votes are going towards Labour the bacon is still coming home.

Nick Parrott

Edward Davey

Kevin Davis

For a response from Edward Davies click

Dear Steven Vu,

Thank you for your email about blogs.

We thought long and hard about this, as I originally thought it would be an excellent idea.

However, increasingly the experience is that they are abused, and a number of candidates, including my Tory opponent here, have removed theirs – in his case, I would note, not because of abuse from LDs, but due to “abuse”/embarrassing (for him) comments from former Tory councillors about the fiasco at the Tory Club.

Thus, we reluctantly decided not to proceed with our plans.

Thank you for your interest though.

Regards,
Edward Davey

Tiffin School Class of 98′ – 05′

I’m a poser, i admit it.

Year 7 – Lower 6th

I’ve got a fourtnight to get my act together, to revise for A Levels. The chaff of life. Geography Cursework and some other random stuff. Should be able to fit in a party(gee), a party(roz+rosie), a party(Kaz), Jimmy Eat World, a slide party, Pub quiz and the Friday Night Project before hand. I want my camera back.

Tantra should be fun tonight, to rub shoulders with celebs and pretend I’m cool and can dance. Must persuade Dave to come. He’ll give in soon. I personally think he’s just scared of seeing what he’s gonna spend most of his weekends doing as an adult. Smile Dave.

I have nothing to wear, my stationary is running low and I’m gonna bash the bishop to make sure my penis is in full working order.