Year Photo – Class of 98-05
Bunch of dicks.
[http://www.michaelhorlock.com/wp-content/photos/school.jpg | Originally pawned from Mike]
Archived entries for Tiffin
Library
Pretty boring stuff screwing up your exams. I’ve taken to listening to Alec Empire’s new album The Futurist. Check it out if you havn’t, it’s pegged as electronic hardcore but has a close resemblance white noise.
And here’s a picture of the library girl, Siobhan.
All I wanted to do was Revise.
The library has become a big no-no for revision. All I end up doing is waiting around for the next capri-sun/fag break. So I took it upon myself to go into school and get some revision done, bang out an essay and get it marked in the same day.
After 20 minutes of work and half an essay the room is filled with year7s. They pose for me, scream incredibly high and ask what i’m doing. After 10 minutes of ignoring them, I finally succomb to their charm and…leave.
I should not that it’s my old school, as i’ve now officially left. That’s Tiffin Boys Grammar School located in Kingston Upon Thames, Surrey, just for the benefit of all the paedophiles out there.
Bug Shades
Everybody seems to be sporting these Hideous bug shades at the moment which make you look like a fly. The picture’s silly and dark. Must mean a girl took it. The library is behind me, somewhere I should have been
i’m partial to the affects of advertising. Just miliseconds after seeing it I had to take a peeping tom shot of the girl behind it.
Talking Tit
Max got in trouble for drawing a face on his nipple and showing it to a teacher. She didn’t have a sense of humour.
Max showing his nipple.
Obligatory close up shot.
Chris saw me walking down the road and was apparently waving frantically. He said I was walking down the road swinging my hands like a looney. I wasn’t.
The Do’s and Don’ts of Revision
Think i’ll compile a list of what i’ve learnt about how to do revision in the past few days. Mike has some tips on where to revise [http://www.michaelhorlock.com/?p=42|here]
A picture of Roadkill for no apparent reason other than I took the picture.
Do:
Sit in a quiet and secluded area that is hard enough to write on and bright enough to read. Split your revision into manageable chunks and leave enough time to get through them.
Don’t revise with me, we’ll end up doing bugger all. In this case, swinging.
Don’t:
Meet up with a girl and go to a place with the intent on working. Go to the library and then sit outside for a social of drinks and ciggerettes. Go to the park and try to write. Take short 30min breaks at the nearest greenery. Take a motivational drug and expect it’ll motivate you to revise and not masterbate with intense concentration.