Defecating in London | Tips for a Londoner No. 2
If you’re in London and gagging to defecate, I’ve got a tip for you. Walk past the McDonalds, it’ll do you good. Your tush is better than that; the public toilets, the pee stains and horrible smells. No more. Head to a casino, most are free with only an ID required for entry.
Personally I prefer “Empire,” on Leicester Square. There’s a lavatory which isn’t well signposted and is tucked away. It’s large and the stalls are pretty clean. My only complaint would be that the seats are just that bit too narrow, but I’m just picking at a cunt hair.
There’s hand wash out of a domestic bottle, instead of those industrial soap dispensers and even hand lotion. The hand dryers are the old school variety, but they pack a punch. Not as much as the Dyson or Excelsior, but it does the job adequately enough.
After your visit, why not head over to the bar. You’ll find free tea and coffee as well as tap water to help you recover.
If you’re ever in the area, this is a must visit.