A Bunch of Asides
Kensington Rooftop Gardens
It sucks. Bunch of pretentious fucking wankers and women who want pretentious fucking wankers. I guess i’m jealous i’m not a pretentious fucking wanker. The most fun of the night was blagging my way into the damn place. Graham was surprisingly on a guestlist that i’m not.
He leaves saying it’s just a club on a roof with some gardens in Kensington. I don’t believe him and so embark on the quest of getting in. I pretend i’m him. The place is dull as anything, but with the help of some Tenants Super I pluck up the courage to drink other peoples drinks. Ironically the cheapest night out i’ve had in quite a while
Neils Party – Bar Cafe – Wimbledon
One of the first reunions of Tiffin Boys. The place reminded me of speed dating for men. 3 minute chats with people you really thought you’d never see again. Twats waiting to pounce and tell you how they made up for being such social reject in school.
I left before 11 and headed to London on a can of Skol Super. To the uninitiated; a lager that’s 9% and has caramel in. Cheaper than Tenants Super. Contains 4.5 units of alcohol. The night wasn’t to be alas. Jin lost his bank card and we crawled home in a half drunken stupor.