Characters
Faces to names.
I think I was in a really catty mood when I wrote this… Anyone who appears on this page, I adore to bits.
Steven Vu
Steven Vu spends most of his time trying to play god while looking innocent. He is in fact neither. He destroys relationships and is better at stopping ppl getting laid than a titanium alloy chastity belt. – Max Robson
Steven, kissed him twice, dont really know him – Fran Bancarino
I know little about Steven other than that he is narcissistic enough to request that everybody he knows write a tribute to his name. A charismatic if untrustworthy fellow. – Duc Tran
Jeannine Jasmine Claire Maghoo
She’s going to act as my “Wing Girl”, when we finally get round to going out. The premise is similar to a “Wing Man”, except with a girls intuitive touch. She’s going to make me seem “unattainable”, and spread some rumours about my godly hands. Elle says some girls are charging $275 for the convenience.
Maud Emma Louise Powell
I fancy this girl.
Max Robson
“asking someone to fellate a lolly and taking a picture is wrong”
Had a short stint dating “Library Girl”, decided that I was coming on to her and cracked me round the nose. Thus losing “Library Girl”. Apparently asking someone to fellate a lolly and taking a picture is wrong. When he’s not the lead singer to the critically aclaimed band “Cash and Carry”, he’s out playing Texas Holdem, collecting the dole, smoking, drinking. Not Coffee.
Library Girl
Sometimes she goes by the name, “Siobhan”.
(16:50:57) siobhan: now, steven, i need a word with you…
(16:51:12) Steven: ..
(16:51:25) siobhan: what is UP with your hair?
Monika Blonska
Manveen
We met in Barcalona and email each other now and again. She’s in Edin. at the moment, when she’s back in London we’ll go out for drinks and hopefully we’ll have another Salsa lesson!
Graham Wildash
He’s studying Physics at Imperial – informally known as Gimperial and lives in S. Kensington at Fisher hall. He hoped life would be filled with clubbing, drinking and loose women – sadly he was mistaken. He fancies himself as a Champagne Socialist however, never gets past the champagne.
Steph Caun
Shonlada Thea Gibson
She constantly teases me in that adorable way only a thirteen year old girl would know how. When i’m bored I babysit her and her brother, not because I have to but because I secretly enjoy it. Don’t tell her.
Richard Bartle-Tubbs
Goes a little overboard with his knowledge of bands. Reminds me of that guy in High Fidelity, except he’s sold out already.
Anthony Lau
Fucking Thespians. In my country, we shoot them.
Duc Tran
Amazingly good writer. I said we’re normal, he said we were sexually challenged.
Imogen Gower
She’s bestest buds with Mara.
Alex Gilding
Odd ideals, sound guy.
Shari
After a quick email exchange she flew all the way from Singapore to meet me. The introduction to self help books led me astray and I promptly became a Scientologist.
Fran Bancarino
Kissed her twice, dont really know her
If you have any further questions, please feel free to ask.
Questions:
Q: Why exactly do you smell so bad?
A: On occasions I may smell bad, I admit it, it’s usually because I forget to wash. duh! Most of the times I at least masquerade the pong with a concoction of deodorants and colognes.
Jeannine says you really shouldn’t mix them but a dash of Allure and Hugo Boss really do the trick, although she detests and says I smell even worse. Obviously once you get close enough to penetrate the cologne and deoderant barrier the true nature of my grubby self reveals itself. Whenever I meet you, do remind me to wash and cut my nails. I always forget.
Q: steve i can’t get the more tag to work on my blog for some strange reason, it doesnt do anything when i put the code in one of my posts. also where should i put the code for the make poverty history band? cheers mike
A: You should add your Make Poverty History code in your index.php a line under the tag.The reason why your more tag doesn’t work is because you’re most likely using a crippled theme. Check if your single.php or post.php has the following :