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Today

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Yesterday

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korean girlfriend for steve 2
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pretty girls locked in dungeons 1

Fucking strange what people google. The above is a list of what people searched to find my website. Particularly funny is “Korean girlfriend for Steve.” I appear on the second page of results. Was someone looking for me in particular?

MetaBlogging

Metablogging = Blogging about blogging. The most boring act any blogger can do.

I took a little break from writing anything mainly due to the fact that I had fuck all to say and also to prove to myself that I was writing this for myself and not for anybody that might happen to peruse this site. Just waiting for the readers to die down a little before I started writing again. Somewhere along the way “The Register”, picked up a little entry I wrote and a couple of thousand readers started appearing. Hopefully them and everyone else has fucked off sufficiently so I can write my tedious crap.

Talking to myself is honestly so much more fun.

I couldn’t sleep so read Nick Hornby’s – High Fidelity. Cover to cover. Rock’n'roll.

Website Fun

Went to the library yesterday and sat next to a rather pretty girl. She smelt nice. I have an image of myself subconsciously leaning over for a whiff. After a couple hours I realised she was revising for her GCSE’s. Oh the memories. School boy error, literally. Made some small talk and bumped into her today. She has a thing for Max.

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After taking this picture I burnt myself.

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The day before that I went to the library with Jeannine and sat in the sun instead. It wasn’t very productive. Hopefully the picture is so small she won’t mind me posting it.

Now to get to the really interesting part of my day.

After a hard days revising I like to come home and stare at a computer screen for a couple of hours. Unwinding to the sound of JS executing and hits ticking.

I have more fun making this website than actually writing in it. Somethings have changed over the last couple of days, including:

    Sidebar clean up – Because i’m not messy
    Gravatar Implementation – Let me see you.
    Threaded Comments – Talk to me.
    Archive Page – Learn from my mistakes.
    Q & A Page – Please ask a questions, seriously.
    Technorati Tags – It’s good to link

For those who don’t know Gravatars are those icons next to your name when you comment. If you sign up you can change the picture.

Weekly Media – Columnist – Duc Tran

Duc Tran

“I have chosen to review films- hopefully of the highbrow/obscure variety- old and new- with the strong possibility of the occasional lowbrow guilty pleasure. I have to warn you though, I’€™m no film buff: I haven’€™t even seen The Godfather and I count the arguably risible Muriel’€™s Wedding as one of my favourite movies of all time. Really, I just want to use Spieloff as a way to draw attention towards releases that have moved/amused/annoyed me enough to warrant writing a review about. I also work in a video store where in return for the unenviable task of doling out soft-core pornos to men with dirty fingernails, I get free rentals. And the minimum wage, of course. ”

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Weekly Media – Columnist – Anthony Lau

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Right, if Steven ‘€˜Gook, look at me I’€™m conceited’€¦’€™ Vu thinks this introduction of new columnists will boost the number of hits on his website he’€™s going to get, then he’€™s probably wrong. If however, he thinks that by enticing us all to write for him he’€™ll have more time to do his own work then I guess, he’€™s right. Although knowing that silly Vietnamese soul (if Tiffin boys are allowed to have one’€¦) of his, no doubt he’€™ll get distracted by putting up more flowers on his website. No Steven, it doesn’€™t show your feminine side, it’€™s just gay. Nice to see you’€™ve reverted to good old sixties wallpaper. Kitsch.

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narcissistic, never.

It has recently come to my attention that this site is a tad narcissistic. Not only does it contain half a dozen pictures of me but even my signature. To be fair it is MY website and I can have anything I want on it. The website has been up in some shape or form for the last 3 years and contains roughly 3000 pictures, only a dozen odd being of me.

All of the previous designs never contained even a mention of me but I thought it’d be nice to show my face to prove to all that i’m not a 40 year old bloke soliciting girls for some webcam fun. If you’d like to have some webcam fun, do contact me.

In an effort to make this site less ME orientated i’ll be introducing several columnists over the coming weeks. Maybe then i’ll start revising.



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