New Years Eve 2006 – 2007
I’ve got the shits like there’s no tomorrow. Last night I shat some clear liquid that looked like it came off the set of Aliens and threw chunks more violently than ever before. My uncle said he had the cure.
We get to a dank squaler of a restaurant and a bowl is placed in front of me. In it are 2 beating hearts and some gall bladders. The dead disembowleld snake is being butchered in the corner. A shot glass is placed in front of me and a milk bottle full of a reddish substance comes from under the table. This is the fabled drink. A freshly gutted snakes heart, gall bladder and snakes blood mixed with snake wine. Shot properly and you can still feel the heart beat down your throat.
My 14 year old cousin drinks with me. She’s braver than me. Once that’s out the way, I feel much better. We head off and dance the night away.
p.s will add some sexy pictures.
omg you use such good english to describe what we drank. aren’t i a good drinker? n_______n b
and send me some pics of clubbing!!