Sperm Donor
I’m so skint i’ve been considering the Giro (Maybe another time). Dave gave me a link to what I find to be quite a seedy and despicable buisiness. The act of selling your Jizz for a quick buck.
Yes it may be a good thing at the time; help a needy family, have a wank, get ₤17.50 for the pleasure. But what happens when lil Stevie is all grown, runs away from home and finds real Daddy, me.
The right for children born from donor sperm to find out who their biological fathers started in April 2005. I don’t want to meet my kid and tell him I needed some ciggerettes and a large Pizza, let alone share them with him.
[http://www.hotrecruit.com/show_job.cgi?j=2346662&cat=41&h=215121120747 | Sell your Seed]
[http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1537416,00.html | Times - Loss of anonymity deters sperm donors]
[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3555202.stm | BBC - Dutch sperm laws threaten donations]
If only donating eggs was that simple! …how much would they pay me for my ova anyway? surely for the biggest pizza in the world. And a cigarette that was (in the immortal words of bill hicks) made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened with claudia schiffer’s pussy.
ahem.