Weekly Media – This week I’ve been smoking… – Marlboro Lights
Smoking recently has been getting a raw deal. Anybody stating otherwise is usually hung drawn and quartered. Here we like to buck the trend, often for no reason what so ever than to buck the trend.
We know your square rents will be shouting “But Jimmy they kill you,” or “Jimmy you’ll smell”. You’re however, better than that, you know there are two sides to every argument. What are the cool kids saying you ask? That smoking is undeniably cool, it’ll get you laid, you’ll look cool and your peers will respect you. Max Robson is here to give the low down on what’s hot and what’s not in Smoking paraphernalia.
Marlboro Lights
Marlboro lights are a somewhat universal smoke. Many a person were brought into the world of smoking by this brand; this is probably the reason why, that never in extensive smoking years have I met another who dislikes them with a passion. In general you’ll find that Marlboro light smokers are generous with their cigarettes, why this is nobody knows, but it certainly is fact. One thing I personally like about them is that you don’t feel like your dying every time you take a drag as can be the case with their older brother the reds. Always a bonus.
Taste
A good balance has been achieved by the good people of Phillip Morris here. They somehow manage to be low tar and yet have a full flavour like the heavies. The interesting quality of Marlboro lights is they have a seemingly standard taste and yet somehow exceed that at the same time. You could smoke Marlboro lights all day as they have very low if any scratch to them. If you are a smoker make sure, if you haven’t already for some absurd reason, you experience them.Coolness
One issue they have which could be considered a let down is that those of us who aren’t seasoned smokers can give off a ‘My mum knows I smoke but I don’t care’, image with these. But for the rest of the world they are pretty cool, not exceptionally cool mind. If you want to be really cool whilst smoking Marlboro lights you’ll need some of your own cool at hand.This weeks member of the public had this to say
‘well they’re amazing – wow, what a creation, I remember all the way back in 1999 when I had the first toke of one, it sent my heart pumping, my blood gushing, my mind racing, my taste buds bursting ..wow .. I ….I think I love them.’5 – Cost
7 – Coolness
6 – Health
7 – Effectiveness
8 – Taste
8 – Overall
I’d have to agree with your assessment on coolness. I still thing we should do the affect on a 100m sprint after chain smoking 3 fags, sort the men from the boys.
What are you going to review for us next week Max?