Narcissistic Diaries
Steven met up with Harri to try out his new found [abbr: NLP - Neuro-Linguistic Programming] skills, after successfully realising a [wiki: rapport] already existed he drank his tea and left.
He pondered on the meaning of life as he walked home, the soundtrack to his turmoil being “The Shins – Oh, Inverted World”. As he was pondering, an urge to shit forth his lunch materialised and he dashed home. After struggling for his last [http://blog.whatfettle.com/archives/000001.html|neptune's kiss] he noticed his nails were growing rather long and cut them.
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And you’re lucky I didn’t take a picture.